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To, all ya vampyres out there
written by Schizophrenic_broken09:07 PM 11/6/04Today, i went a killed a man
Don't know why I did it.
Stalked the wank home from the pub,
And smashed his brain out with a brick.
As the blood covered the street,
I realised I wasn't actually thirsty,
Which is surprizing for me.
His blood looked like mould.
So I stole his keys instead,
Walked up his drive, went in.
Cut up the lady, with a kichen knife,
The daughter was out,
The son was upstairs
So i went upstairs to get laid,
It was so fun, and he was so fit
We got propa smashed
And he laughed so much.
When i told him I'd killed his mum,
And his sister and dad.
We went out together,
And I introduced him to.
The queen of the vamps,
Miss bloodlyvalentine,
She made him a vampyre
We all went out again.
I got quite thirsty
From walking around
So we drained a young man
Who worked at a club.
The fit guy from upstairs,
thought it was cool,
so he killed eight people that night.
When we could drink no more,
We called all the vamps,
To our rave, it was so funny.
Blood instead of punch,
And lol, wot a mess we made |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
sorry, that was really random
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| » Comments / Feedback | by dacode05 (11-6-2004 - 09:14 PM)
| random but interesting and good...not a vamp but mmmm could taste the blood |
by bloodlyvalentine (11-7-2004 - 10:03 AM)
| heheheheheehehahahahahahahahahahaha I LUUUUUUURV IT!!!!!! now im thirsty, mmmmm fit goth duuuuudes!!! *daydreams* |
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