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The Lovely Tale of Shit
written by sarah1008702:06 PM 12/19/04Ah fuck! There goes my colon.
It expands as my shit gets a move on.
Blast, why did i have that bleedin' steak
So hard, so chewy now my anus does ache.
"An innocent sensation" says William Blake
What does he know. He's a turd,
talking to the lamb, talking to the bird
His poetry, how i wish i never heard.
Ah fuck! Here comes the mother load
Run to the toilet before i explode.
Ah fuck! Too much effort to apply
Why can't this dump stay and lie.
It rips through the anus like a connon ball,
Quickly stand up before it splashes us all.
I could sell that poo at a excrement stall.
Once i have flushed and that stool disappears
I realise i shouldn't have gone through those fears.
I leart a lesson I'll remeber for many years.
If you want to see crap, quicker than Fed-ex
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Lol. This is for my amusement. A petty blow but none the less hilarious.
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| » Comments / Feedback | by Trapezium (12-19-2004 - 02:34 PM)
| This is not a blow, this is so pathetic you failed to reach your target because you ran out of energy too soon. This pome is is rubbish. Maybe in my next poem that ridicules you, I should stoop down to your level and write complete jibberish. |
by sarah10087 (12-19-2004 - 04:56 PM)
| Lol. I find it hilarious. I dont care what you think. It makes me laugh, and its original. I like the way i nevr use the same word for shit, except in the title. |
by mattwhatever (12-19-2004 - 07:05 PM)
by sic_slipfreak (1-24-2005 - 03:37 PM)
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