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German Potato Salad
written by cryptic_misery
02:24 AM 8/11/04
A dog with a candy cane
A hamster in the sky
An english muffin dancing
And a dandi-lion fly
A cock roach in my milkshake
Nail polish in the air
A trumpet in my muffin
And an almond pumpkin pear
A dragon flower cutip
A bumble beed fried egg
A chocolate checkered lightbulb
And a lemon's lost it's leg
A purple waxed horned lollipop
A belly button tree
A tomato ball and chain wasp
And a cinnamon toe nailed flea!


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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
That's German Potato Salad! Ya ya, I'm sure you're thinking, WTF was she on! Ha no I was not stoned I don't need drugs i'm naturally fucked up n stupid! lol. I wrote this 3 years ago lol thought it'd be funny for ppl to see haha

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» Comments / Feedback
by SuperBob (8-11-2004 - 02:31 AM)
lmao...when i saw the title i had to read it...that was hilarious...oh thats awesome...made me all gigglie...hot damn..good work!

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