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» Poem: Ode to Valentine's Day (not serious)
Ode to Valentine's Day (not serious)
written by iamabfab
01:03 AM 12/22/04
Hearts, roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that stuff for?
People get mooshy and start acting queer
It's the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get over with and pass.
Before I shove the roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so down I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow cupid shot mustn’t have hit
I think this day is a load of $#1+
There’s nothing you can do to make me not say
It really sucks… SCREW VALENTINES DAY


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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
this is just for a bit of fun
yay
sorry im really hyper at the moment

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» Comments / Feedback
by paranoidsneaker (1-25-2005 - 11:43 PM)
lol ur right, valentines day sux

by physcocmanson (2-5-2005 - 06:57 AM)
i hate valentines day... but i have to be all :kissy kissy: for the gf:( i just gets me mad anyway nice verbal bashing of it , made me feel better

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