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How would you Sell Your Grandmother?
created by glartfargle

Are you weasel enough to sell your own grandmother? Of course you are. But how, and to who?

1.) How old is your grandmother?
Quite old.
Really old.
She is enbalmed and operated by wires.

2.) Which of the following is your grandmother most likely to wear?
A hessian coal-sack.
The skins of her many pet cats.
A thong.

3.) What does your grandmother's face resemble most?
A fossilized goat.
A vagina.
A rotting cabbage.

4.) What is the old lady's prefered food?
Banana flavoured condoms.
Whatever mouldy crap is left in the only cupboard she can still reach.
Rocks. And mud.

5.) If she was in the Guiness Book of Records, what would it be for?
The most fire-service callouts for cats stuck in trees.
The longest time spent without moving.
Urinating over members of the public the most times.

6.) Finally, if aliens landed and the first thing they saw was the Old Bat, what would they think she was?
A wax statue.
A poorly manufactured sex doll.
A public toilet.

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