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What will you die from?
created by SquirrelCrossings

Cause everyone is just DYING to know!

1.) Okay...let's say your driving to your friend's house in your parents NEW car, when you crash it into a cow standing in the middle of the road. What's the first thing you do?
Call 911 and say you got into a crash, then call your parents and say your sorry.
Run away to live in the pasture with all the other cows MOOOO!
Nothing, the impact killed you. Too Bad...
Start eating the cow with month old salad dressing
Scream, back up (hitting a old lady), drive into a MC Donalds, and run over your friend

2.) Ok, after doing whatever you just did....your parents come to the sence of the accident, crying over their car. What do you say to them?
Mmmm this cow is really good, except it has bugs on it SHOOO!
Scream, back up, and run over them
Nothing, I'm DEAD....REMEMBER!
Tell them the whole story while feeling really bad, and promise to buy them another car.
Who cares? You hit a COW! One of your own kind moooo

3.) Your wisked away to the hospital for some reason....what type of hospital is it and what's wrong with you?
Hospital? No way! I'm to busy sueing some resteraunt!
The men in little white coats are coming to take me away!
Emergency...your DEAD! But they just want to make sure you are
Just a hospital. You have a broken wrist and some bruises, nothing to bad
The VET! I LOOOOOVE The Vet! Moooo! He gives me salt lick mmmm!

4.) So after being in the hospital for two hours, they find our your being sued by the owner of the cow! And his lawyer asks you how were you driving...what do you say?
You were driving at 100mph, ajusting your stero, and drank lots of beer
Shooting people with Water Guns while eating chips
Eating half prices yogurt that expires tommorrow..wait...
Driving carefully, going the speed
Bashing your head againest the dash board and swaying your head crazly while mooing

5.) For what ever reason you go to jail, but you get to take ONE thing with you, what do you take?
A picture of your family, you won't be able to see them for ten years now...
Your walkie talkie, so you and Mr Teddy can still plan to take over the moon
A milking stool, so you have something either then the wall to hit your head on
Your hot wheel convertable made out of steel. So no matter how many times you crash it, it wouldn't break! :)
Salad, I wonder if any of the other guys have some dressing....

6.) But wait! Before you go to jail your lawyer discovers that your cars brakes were cut so there was no way you could've stopped! When your cleared of all charges what do you do first?
Smile and go to shake the judge's hand before you fall out of the window and kill another old lady.
Smile and yell 'I wanna go to White Spot!'
Nothing, your being shipped off to USA Borders to be produced into meat by-products mmmm....oh without your shoots either MOOOHAHAHA!!!
Hug everyone, your so happy!
Go out drinking then have a road trip across Canada with your 3 loudest friends

7.) Okay, it's been one year since the accidentwhat changes have you made to your life?
That's a good question
I got an aching scomatch, must of been thoose mustard, mayo, salad, clubs I ate.
On the run from the cops, what? I didn't know you couldn't KEEP the golf carts!
I got a promotion, am happily married, and got a nice house in a nice town. :)
I'm being fed to people all over the world, and am carrying over 590 viruses :D

8.) That's...errr...nice....One day while your sitting on the couch, the ghost of the cow comes and says 'I love you Jimmy!'
Give the cow a hug and say, 'sorry, I'm not Jimmy' even thou that's your name and run into the TV
Ghost Cow! Who cares what it says! Pour some seasonings on it and began to eat your ghosty friend.
Couch? Your drivin' , and would most likely hit it by accident before running into a pole.
Say your married and timidly walk away before callling the ghost busters... duh duh duh GHOSTERBUSTERS! Ow!
Start a family of ghosty cows in the country, all of them as crazy as you

9.) OMG!!! Now the GhostBusters come for some reason to vacume up the cow! What do you do???
Hey you called them. You can't have a ghost scaring your children...
Just stand their drooling, sometimes bashing your head againest the wall
Steal their awesome car! Eee roo eee rooo ee roo BAMM!!!....oppps...
Tell them to come back later, your too busy enjoying your ghost cow steaks.
Smile and say 'hi, I'm glad you came because...I can't open this jar of mayo! I need it for my brithday cake!'

10.) They vacume the cow (if you like it or not) and walk away, but they charge you 1000 dollars!
Stare stupidly at them while saying 'Moo MOO moooo MoOoOo MEOW!! Bawk cawkle booo bahhh eeewooo!'
Pay them, ghost gone improves your health.
Say 'Are you crazy!' and drive away into the sunset, while muttering death threats
Cry over your steaks and attempt to pay them, but your butt is stuck in the chair...dang...
Say 'Sorry, I don't pay people'

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