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» Quiz: How Long Will You Live?
How Long Will You Live?
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bournebebe
Based on these questions, find out how you are going to live. (This is very likely to not be accurate, so don't freak out on me, k?)
1.) What do you eat on a daily basis?
Exactly what the Food Pyramid tells me to! From all six categories! (Don't forget my vitamins!)
Does eating include crack and alcohol...?
Well, I start with donuts, have a few bags of chip, four hamburgers, and a few beers.
I usually eat pretty healthy, but I don't mind indulging in some ice cream every now and then.
Whatever the hell I want to eat.
2.) Do you smoke?
I did for a while, but I quit. That shit was expensive...
I smoke every thing! Cigarettes, crack, weed, mary j...
I have never even come within 10 feet of a cigarette!
I tried it when I was in high school, but it tastes terrible!
Yeah, I smoke 2 packs a day!
3.) What type of driver are you?
I'm an alright driver, when I'm sober.
I aced my drivers ed class in high school and have never once gotten a ticket.
DRIVE?? Those cops took away my license years ago!
I've gotten into a few accidents, but nothing too serious.
I've had a few tickets, but other than that, I'm a good driver, I'd say.
4.) Do you drink?
Drink?? What else would I do??
I've been to AA four times, but I just can't seem to stop...
I go out drinking with my buddies every week!
I have a beer every once in a while, yeah...
What? Do you mean water? Oh, alcohol! No, of course not!
5.) What is your relationship status?
I have been married once before, but I am now happily remarried to the love of my life!
I have a new boy/girl-friend every week. So what?
I have been married for as long as I can remember, and I love my spouse to death!
I've been with my boy/girl-friend for a few years now.
Who needs a relationship when you're able to pay for the goods?
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