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Who is your Kill Bill Fag Hag?
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gmontano
A "fag hag" is the female best friend of a gay man. Usually she has a strong personality with neurotic tendencies. The female characters in Kill Bill Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 also have strong personalities along with neurotic (or psychotic) tendencies. Wouldn't it be nice to have one of these gals as your best friend? Take this quiz and find out who is your Kill Bill Fag Hag!
1.) If someone commits a grievous fault towards you(like a bad date, for example) what would your fag hag do to make you feel better?
Sue the mutha fucka.
Buy you a pint of ice cream and watch a movie.
Spike the jerk's favorite drink with Ex-Lax
Confront the guy face to face.
Have a big, burly friend of hers beat him up in a dark alley
Punch him in the stomache.
2.) Your favorite evening past time would be. . .
Find some lonely pervert desperate for sex, lure him in, and steal his money.
Going to some ritzy restaurant for dinner.
Get together with some friends, go to a club/bar/restaurant and ridicule and make fun of the owners.
Watch a Disney Movie.
Drive around in your favorite car.
Sit alone in the corner of the room, and think about all the cunts and dicks who hurted you in the past while clenching your fist .
3.) What or where is your ideal place to live?
I prefer to move place to place.
In the desert--probably in California
In the suburbs.
In huge mansion with butlers and maids.
In a ritzy apartment.
I live with my parents >:O.
4.) What is your ideal man?
Someone who is older, philosophical, talented and smart.
Someone who agrees with everything you say.
Someone who is a professional and successful.
Someone older, talented, and devious.
Someone rich and powerful.
Ideal man? All men think about is fucking, so they should die.
5.) Among the seven, which vehicle would you drive?
Corvette
Dodge Caravan
Nissan 350Z
Mercedes S430
Chevrolet Silverado
I don't drive. I let other people drive for me.
Honda CBR1100XX Motorcycle
6.) How would you fight someone?
Face to Face
Hit him/her while he/she is not looking
I'd let someone do the fighting for me.
Kick him/her while she/he is still down!
Hit a weak spot.
Fight? How about run away?
7.) If you were to go out on the town, what would you wear?
Yellow jumpsuit.
Cocktail dress.
My school uniform (I like to attract older guys ;-)
Button-down shirt, blazer, and some slacks.
Go out on the town? I'm too old for that!
8.) How is/was your child hood like?
I was an army brat.
I attended an international school and learned many languages.
I had an absent father and a domineering mother.
I tried to win the affection of my dad.
Pretty normal by alot of standards, I guess.
I hated my parents.
9.) If you came home from a long day and found your partner having sex with someone else, what would you do?
The next night, slip a black widow in your partner's bed.
Lop off both of their heads.
Slice 'em and dice 'em.
Disembowel both of them
Smile, and walk away. Then the next night stab your partner to death.
Divorce or separation
Poison your partners favorite meal the next day.
10.) What is/or would be your professional field?
Law
Homebody
Business
Medical
Pharmaceutics.
I still go to school >:O
11.) Among the six, which movie would you prefer to watch?
Pulp Fiction
Battle Royale
Charlie's Angels
Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman
Star Trek: The Movie
12.) Among the six, which alcoholic beverage would you drink?
Sake
Vodka
Martini
Tequila
Margarita
I don't drink
13.) Among the seven, which TV show would you watch?
The Adventures of Batman and Robin
Ally McBeal
The Sopranos
Days of Our Lives
Sex in the City
Inuyasha
Star Trek: The Next Generation
14.) Among the six, which color do you like the most?
Yellow
Black
Blue
White
Grey
Red
15.) What language(s) can you speak?
English, Mandarin, and Japanese
English and Mandarin
I only speak English, thank you.
English and Japanese
English, French, and Japanese
Japanese with a couple of English phrases.
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