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If I Had A Penis
written by KellyLeeWannaBe09:43 PM 6/8/04If I had a penis I could stand when I pee
If I had a penis I could lift my leg on a tree
If I had a penis I would so date Becky
If I had a penis I'd find something that rhymes with Becky
If I had a penis I could jack off until the dawn
If I had a penis I would run naked on the lawn
If I had a penis I'd give my man a name
If I had a penis I'd have no period to take the blame
of me being a bitch
I couldn't be a bitch
If I had a penis I'd be an asshole
If I had a penis to the locker room I would go
If I had a penis it would be kinda grand
But I'm glad I don't have penis
I don't wanna be a man
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Written September 2003.
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