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Wail of the Kraken AKA krakenphobia
written by Krakenphonic02:28 AM 12/3/04Along the beaches on a nice summer day,
in the land in which for everything you must pay,
and all seemed pleasent except for a certain something,
and a sea was all that they could urge, to go huntin.
So to the docks of the summers bay,
they had the equipment, and oh so much did it wiegh,
they dragged and dragged it all along along,
while merrily singing an old pirate song.
once on the ship the SS: hamper,
the air got heavy, and much much damper-
as the clouds rolled in and showed signs of warning,
the eager men just stood scorning.
This day has come to go to sea,
and to this day, this is all that I see
he said as he started the boat,
all his men were merry as they started to gloat-
they got drunk and high all the way nearest past bermuda,
then a jolly old drunk said hey, whos that commutta?
IT was nerul, god of death- he was riding the waves on his grand old pet.
the kraken, they cried, as they hurled a net-
but the monster was too strong, and won and the boat he threw,
as he would seek the protection of his triangle through.
But a few of the riders were mysterious heros
and a man, who had slippers- Kyros.
while the slippers he threw, and the heros fought-
the end of the battle, is all they sought.
the kraken ate them, as they had the mistake of putting on Krakenphonic,
the thing that was made by spekkosuarus, and he made them go sonic. |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
AS IF you hadent guessed Im a kraken Phsyco.
Oh well, have fun and please post your comments... good or bad. Ill expect bad.
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