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Santa's got issues
written by .purity.06:01 PM 12/22/04stick santa up your ass
stop trying and you'll see
at what time in the past
did he belive in me?
i bet Santa's got his problems
it's too clear he's overweight
the elves fight for a pay rise
mrs.Clause's allways out late
Rudolph tries for charges
of indecent assault
blitzen wants more publicity
Santa claims it's not his fault
He might live out on the street
with his finanial state
striving for a new job
and dieing for a date
No more christmas little kiddies
mommies gotta pay
but dont worry about your CDs
you'll get them either way!
woo! |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
Getting that Xmas feeling yet! this years gonna be sooo damn goood! I'll get a drumkiiiiit
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| » Comments / Feedback | by coax_and_destroy (12-22-2004 - 06:03 PM)
| god damn you.. im just as jolly as can be.. now im about to pop with festivity or something like that.. |
by .purity. (12-22-2004 - 06:07 PM)
| and don't you just know it!
muwahahaha |
by butcakes (3-29-2005 - 11:49 AM)
| BRILLIANT!! i love your mind!! my mate said to me today (talking about my poem 'the park bench') "who writes about a park bench?! honestly, either sumone insane, or sumone who can make it sound really good..." and YOU my friend, just wrote a really good poem about the candid life of santa!! who would write a poem about santa? i say - someone crazy, or someone who can pull it off... and you my friend pulled it off - so hard!! |
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