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An Idiots Guide to Putting on Pants
written by CemetaryDrive12:21 AM 12/25/04First and foremost, Everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.
Second, Make sure you have underwear on before putting on pants.
Third, Take the pants of the hanger (the thing that is holding up the pants.)
Forth, Unfold the pants.
Fifth, Make sure the pants are clean (no one likes dirty pants.)
Sixth, Make sure the pants are not inside out.
Seventh, Turn pants so the zipper and button is in the front, not the back.
Eighth, Put your right leg in the right hole.
Ninth, Put the left leg in the left hole.
Tenth, Pull them up until they get to your hips.
Eleventh, Button the button.
Twelfth, Zip up the zipper.
Your finally finished putting on your pants. But make sure you have your T-shirt, socks and shoes on before leaving. To find out how to put those on buy the books Idiots guide to.....
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Idiots Guide to Putting on Underwear
Idiots Guide to Putting on Shirt
Idiots Guide to Putting on Socks
Idiots Guide to Putting on Shoes
Idiots Guide to Tying Shoes
Idiots Guide to Putting on Coat
Idiots Guide to Reading
Idiots Guide to Writing
Idiots Guide to Arithmetic
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| » Comments / Feedback | by BigBombB (12-25-2004 - 12:24 AM)
| Idiots guide to putting on a condom, post-haste! |
by The_sad_girl (12-25-2004 - 12:55 AM)
| lol...That's really funny |
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