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The Four Nuns*This is a Joke*
written by picklenerd08:46 AM 12/27/04Sanario:
Ok well there are these 4 nuns who died in a crumbling church. They get to the gates of heven and aproch st.peter.
St.Peter says to nun#1:
So what sins have you comitted in your life???
nun#1:
*Looks around causously*
Well i held the prest's you know what with my right hand.
St.Peter:
Wash you hand in the holy watter and enter the gates of hevan.
nun#1:
*washes her hand in the holy water and enters the gates of hevan*
St.Peter says to nun#2:
So what sins have you comitted in your life???
nun#2:
I touched the preist's balls with my left hand.
St.Peter:
Wash your hand in the holy water and enter the gates of hevan.
nun#2:
*Washes hand in the holy water then enters the gates of hevan*
St.Peter says to nun#3:
So what sins have you comitted in your life???
Nun#3:
*smiles*
Well... I *nun#4 jumps in front of her*
Nun#4:
I HAVE TO GO FIRST! ME ME ME!
St.Peter:
But nun#4 nun#3 was bfore you.
Nun#4:
I know but i have to gargle that shit before she puts her ass in it. |
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this is bomb i was told this by a jewish kid
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