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April Fools *this one is a joke*
written by picklenerd09:00 AM 12/27/04Sanario:
A woman was having her first baby at the hospital and she was in labor for about 36 hours. when the baby was born the nurses took it for test.
*about a week later*
the nurse enters the room with something bundled up in a blanket.
woman:
Is that my baby???
Nurse:
Why yes, yes it is.
Woman:
Can I hold it???
Nurse:
Well of course.
*nurse takes a step then starts dribbling it as i she was a harlem globe trotter, bouncing off the walls and the ceiling.
Woman:
*yelling* WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GIVE ME MY BABY NOW!!!
Nurse:
Okey Dokey
*drop kicks the baby into the womans arms*
Woman:
Look at what you've done. you've killed my baby.
*begins to cry*
Nurse:
*laughing her ass off*
April fools it was a stillborn.
*continous laughing* |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
this was told to me by a nurse in the early baby section.
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