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My body (Comment, it'll be fun)
written by Lukeyboy505:20 AM 1/12/05My nipples are as hard as rock,
To them you could tie a sock
Or maybe use them to wind up a clock
They would surprise even Mr. Spock
My nipples.
My bum is too quite firm and taut,
Must be thanks to the squirrel I caught
I think he said his name was Spot
Squirrel protein helps me quite a lot
My bum-bum.
Oh, and one thing I forgot to mention
My abs are under constant tension
They never stop their constant clenchin'
They may deserve a separate pension
My abdominals.
As you can probably understand,
My bod is by far tops in the land
From my toe up to my hand
It is quite muscular and tanned
My Body. |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
Ok I got a lot of negative feedback about this. Why? I don't know- I guess everyone thought I was dead serious. I didn't know I had to make it clear that it was a joke... I have NEVER met anyone who would ever write something so stuck-up and be serious about it, and then post it up on the internet. Those of you who are hardcore need to lighten up and realise that not every poem needs to have some deep meaning to it. This is something I wrote spur of the moment, not actually believing that some would take it seriously. You who did- go take some drugs, you're too tightly wound.
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| » Comments / Feedback | by sliverlining (1-13-2005 - 06:53 PM)
| lol wats up wit the poem? yeah everyones rite, u need to get over you self lol...but it WAS funny ill admit that much, an to everyone else who commented on this....dont hate..at least it made you laugh |
by (anonymous) (1-17-2005 - 10:19 PM)
| i like ur poem..unlike everybody else..i guess they r just jelous! good luck writin more poems *Misty* |
by *~*scarletangel~*~ (1-20-2005 - 10:59 AM)
| i love your poem it made me laugh and its great:)you rock |
by ChickenSandwich (1-21-2005 - 01:08 AM)
| haha thats really funny
wow its way cool
and to all those people who said to "get over yourself"
go get a sense of humor |
by diamond_gloss (1-21-2005 - 03:13 AM)
| Man I Loved it, fucking fresh and funny!! Poeple need to get a life..just coz for a change someone writes about summit thats not slashing their wrists or being heartbroken... jeez. funny poem well done! |
by (anonymous) (1-22-2005 - 12:13 AM)
| Omigoodgollygosh. In my opinion, that is the best poem on this entire site. It made me giggle....teehee. It took a lot of creative talent to describe yourself so um.....well, detailed. Lol. Keep it up Mr. Nipples. |
by ~Industrial~Blood~ (1-25-2005 - 02:06 PM)
| Hahahahahaha go the poem! Well done! |
by (guest) (1-30-2005 - 08:03 AM)
| luke youre poem rocks don't listen to these suisidle..i hope that's how you spell it..:S ....GOD DAMN people. your poem ROCKS MY SOCKS...and youre cool.... :D |
by sarah10087 (2-13-2005 - 08:12 PM)
by Mezmorizemyeyes666 (3-1-2005 - 12:21 AM)
| Mr. Nipples...LOL I call you, MR.BUM-BUM |
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