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Old Hag
written by pinkraven10:06 PM 1/23/05There was an old hag that lived in a house
She had a fat black cat that wore a hat
It's best friend was a dumb and hairy mouse.
The evil witch had a face like a rat.
Her boyfriend is a dark green but very keen.
They met in fat camp on the weighing scales.
She soon found he was quite the sex machine.
His only turn off is his bright pink nails.
Then one halloween he fell on a knife.
She was upset and ate some chocolate cake.
She gave him a big sloppy kiss of life.
And she used her tounge? Oh, for heavens sake.
But sadly he's gone to a better place.
With no old hag forever in his face. |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
This is just a joke poem I wrote with some friends for english homework. I'm not great with words, but I try. I put it in sonnet because it's supposed to be shakespearian sonnet, but there isn't a section for that.
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| » Comments / Feedback | by ChickenSandwich (1-27-2005 - 07:51 AM)
| this is DEFINATELY shakespeare material..keep writing |
by (guest) (1-27-2005 - 07:55 AM)
| Like is the old hag, like the witch? Im a lttle confused. But like other than that, like i can totally relate. LIke i had this boyfriend who i was like dating, and i like had a cruch on em, and so, but i realized he was like nerdy... so i like was "what am i gonna do!" but like this old hag and her man, like I like got over that he was like had glasses and like stuff and decided that we can still go out even though were like different like popularity and like differnet like how cool we are. And like i probabyl would have broken up with like him if i hadnt like had read thsi poem thing, so like thx. and like hes a really like nice or like kind guy. and hes like a like good boyfriends... so like im like the old hag, except not a hag or old, but like wanting better than she like has, and hes like the dude. Anyway this peom was like advice or like smthing to help me. thx so mcu
BRittany |
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