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epic
written by Treehugger10:40 PM 2/11/05me and the hobo went into hell today
cha'am is what dem common people say
searching high and low for dragon's and quests
this was chatham,so only nike and addidas
a sound from a shop
like a gateway to the sacred wizzard
we strode on our horses into the shop
equiped with gold we searched high and low
on a shelf hidden in the far left
we knew it was holy from first sight
ten-spellbound they called it
chav's called it crap
but the wizard who was a nerd of power
recommended it,a must buy
so i took out my little bag of wonders
and handed over those shiney coins
"a good buy young sir,i reccommend a dvd"
i took a deep sigh and refused his offer
"sorry kind sir i will not buy this dvd"
"us wizards dont have time for movies"
"we cast spells and do quest's for wizards"
the wizard looked shocked
and didnt say a word
i asked him "what else would you recommend"
he stared me in the eye and turned his back
"i will go into my treasure chest of kiddie porn and metal"
he pulled out a stack of kiddie porn
"oh shit,you wont tell gandalf will you?"
ollie burst out in laughter at the sight
a little kiddie,all nice and tight
we went on our horses and left the shop
"ongarde" said a chav pointing a knife at us both
suddenly a chav dressed in white came at us with disc's
"i got da 50 cent record" he said
as ollie went cowering
ollie took out his secret weapon
"ha,your dead now" ollie pulled out the sacred power of alterbridge
"no, not rock music" the chav quivered
"they play instruments!it cant be true,we must have beats and rhyme's"
ollie ran after these scumbag's and ripped of their manhood
"oh no" they screamed, "our bitch's cant give us head no more"
the chav's fell silent and put away their blades
bowed their heads and hid away
locked in the pentagon centre
me and ollie got back on our horses
and rode off into the distance
with our power metal at hand
our tale will forever be epic |
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| » Comments / Feedback | by omegadrax (2-11-2005 - 11:07 PM)
| perhaps you should take out the line breaks and write shorty stories. |
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