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My ODES (Comment Pleeez)
written by Shayne11:02 PM 2/16/05ODE TO UNDERWEAR
Oh underwear, underwear
I do not like you so
For you always disappear up there
No pantylines will show
Oh underwear, underwear
I should hope that no one sees
The area you're keeping bare
And the chafing you give me
ODE TO A SMELLY SHOE
Oh smelly shoe, smelly shoe
What is that lovely scent?
My nose is burning from the fume
Did someone give you up for Lent?
Oh smelly shoe, smelly shoe
Did someone dump you in the trash?
You smell like rotton tomatoes, too
I think you're giving me a rash
ODE TO THE FLOWER IN MY EYE
Oh Flower lodged inside my eye
I wish you were not there
For the thorn is ripping through my cornea
This pain I cannot bear
No tears can get you out of it
No sobs can break you loose
The blood is running down my face
I'm making noises like a moose
ODE TO HEIDI
Oh Heidi, Heidi
You are not a poem theif
You may print them off at your own risk
But you must give credit to the chief
Oh Heidi, Oh Heidi
Read my poems to your friends
But keep them away from Joey
He'd rip them into shreds
ODE TO JOEY
Oh Joey, lovely Joey
Stop throwing rotton eggs
Talking to you is such a chore
Quit toying with my neandertholic boyfriend's legs
Joey, wonderful Joey
You boyfriend stealer, you
I never want to be around you
You make me want to spew
ODE TO A NEANDERTHOL
Oh Neanderthol, Neanderthol
In your tiny loincloth so
I'd like to pin you against a great big wall
And handcuff you there with a annoying dude named Joe
Neanderthol, Neanderthol
He took you far from me
But there's one thing that he doesn't know
You have big smelly feet
Ode To My Skanky Skirt
Oh Skanky skirt, I loathe you so
You keep sliding up my thigh
I'd pin you to my skin although
Afraid of needles am I
Can someone help me hold you down?
It's becoming frusterating
I think I'll take you off right now
PJ bottoms sound real great-ing...
Ode To A Banana
Oh Banana, Banana
You're shaped like things I love
But I'm not getting into that
For I will get kicked off
Banana, Banana, oh
You're big as some I've seen
For some are small as my exboyfriend's
Joey's is in between..(HAHA)
ODE TO A BIGGER BANANA
Oh big banana, come to me
And hug me in my sleep
I'll put you with some white ice cream
And a big red cherry to eat
This isn't real perverted
So Joey will have a fit
For someone ate my ice cream
Dude, where's my banana split?
ODE TO A COUPLE OF GREAT BIG BALLS
Oh great big balls come play with me
We'll hit you back and forth
We'll bounce you around and up and down
We'll hit that on the court
And when I'm done playing with you
I won't hesitate to share
For that's one thing I love to do
You know I love Four-Square!
ODE TO MY BUTT
Oh buttocks how I love you so
You round me out so nice
The boys look after as you go
And I can't say that I don't like
However, you are getting numb
From sitting here so long
I need to get you out of my skirt
I never should have worn this... nevermind
ODE TO MY GREAT BIG AIR MATTRESS
Oh Air Matress, I'll lie on you
Every single night
You seem to give me comfort
On top of you I feel so right
Oh Air Matress, I'm coming
I need to rest my head
Goodnight to all of my friends
I'm taking myself to bed |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
These were written last night while me and my friends were goofing off on another forum...
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| » Comments / Feedback | by cryptic_misery (2-16-2005 - 11:13 PM)
by bitter (2-16-2005 - 11:16 PM)
by xXshatteredXx (2-17-2005 - 12:36 AM)
| uh...huh...that was...um...interesting |
by Shayne (2-17-2005 - 12:47 AM)
| I was bored.. and lucky you, I have more! |
by DarkeningBeauty (2-22-2005 - 07:10 PM)
| GMARTSL (give me a reason to stop laughing) GREAT, PHEOBE FROM FRIEND SHOULD SING THEM! |
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