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MORE ODES (back by popular demand)
written by Shayne06:22 AM 2/24/05ODE TO ANOTHER BIG BANANA
Oh, big banana, I brought you back
For you are so pleasurable
You made a very tasty snack
When I found you on the table
Oh, big banana, you feel so real
Running down my throat
But I forgot to take off the peel
Am I starting to choke?
ODE TO MORE BALLS
Oh, great big balls, you are the best
I hold you every night
Sometimes I spill things on my dress
But it always feels so right
Oh, great big balls, you're bouncing
And we're bobbing up and down
You know I just love dancing
That's why I'm holding a ball now!
ODE TO THE RIP IN MY PANTS
Oh, rip, I can't believe you
You keep growing every day
You just spread across me
In your ever spreading way
Oh rip, you are just like a mouth
Getting ready for a snack
But you know if I'm not careful
You will rip across my crack
ODE TO A CRACK
Oh crack, I see you everyday
When I look into their faces
It looks like things have gone astray
And parts are changing places
Oh, crack, I can't stand it anymore
I shiver like I'm cold
If there's one thing that gives me such a bore
It's seeing one more hole
ODE TO A SNEEZE
There are many types of sneezes
Ones with green snot, ones with white
They're like a lot of cheeses
There are many different types
I think my nose is broken
And it makes me want to pout
For I sneezed with my eyes open
And both eyes, they fell right out!
ODE TO BUNS
There are two round buns on my plate
And a hot dog in between
I can't wait to take a taste
Of that delicious wean(er)
The buns look mighty bread like
But the dog looks nice and brown
I just don't know about the size
Will my mouth ever fit around?
ODE TO THESE ONES
Oh, this one and that one are much alike
This one thinks it's so
This one knows what that one's thinking
That one wants to get a fro
Oh, this one has a numb backside
As well as that one too
This one writes odes of Joey's front behind
And that one writes of holy fruit of the looms
ODE TO MY COCONUTS
I've got a bunch of coconuts
A jolly bunch are they
And if anyone does like them
They are invited to come and play
This isn't what you're thinking
I'm not inviting you to bed
For if you come near THOSE coconuts
I'll drop them on your head |
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