So how much would you like to buy? My market price is falling fast.
So how much would you like to try? At these prices, supplies wont last.
No obligation, no money down, for sale at vendors throughout town.
Satisfaction garunteed, will raise endurance strength and speed.
No intrest or payments, offer good for three years,
decreases risk of heart attack, will conquer your fears.
All specially marked items are only half price,
may interfere with other merchandise.
One time offer money back garuntee,
Invest your life savings, in little old me.
No purchase necessary, no need to apply,
No need for fraud here, no need for lies.
Customer service is our number one concern,
We'll get you something to reflect what you earn..
We are a non-profit organization,
sighn up now for an all expense paid vacation.
Come on down, sign a lease,
leave your cash at the door,
Come on down, im on sale
and i want you to be sure,
that no matter the cost, no matter the spend,
I'll never break, garunteed, till the end. |
