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» Poem: The death of Dave the gnome!!
The death of Dave the gnome!!
written by lifelessangel
12:37 AM 3/10/05
My friend had a gnome called dave,
She dropped him,
And he fell to his grave,
It happened so quick,
She lost grip,
And Dave fell faster,
Than you slammin' a door,
Now matty has to pick up dave,
And glue him back together,
'Cause of Xanda, the tit


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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
My mate duck Fucker rote this bout me killin dave the gnome

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» Comments / Feedback
by VincentValetine77 (3-10-2005 - 12:56 AM)
thats awsome! lol

by pinhed_mosh666 (3-15-2005 - 05:43 PM)
Nice i wrote summet like dat (aka stefan...)

by kat_the_twat (3-15-2005 - 08:44 PM)
lol thats great xxx

by (guest) (3-15-2005 - 11:24 PM)
YOU KILLED DAVE ,XANDA. I SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! HIS POTTERY IS ON YOUR HANDS! from matty

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