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» Poem: Vampire - Very funny =)
Vampire - Very funny =)
written by xHunniBunnix
07:24 PM 3/20/05
There was a vampire called Mable,
Who's period was heavy but stable,
And every full moon,
She'd pull out a spoon,
And drink herself under the table!


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by oOimaginaryOo (3-20-2005 - 08:43 PM)
lmao wtf u write that?

by GuessAnIWillTell (3-20-2005 - 09:23 PM)
lol...that funny i like it

by satanist_bitch (3-21-2005 - 12:35 AM)
LOL!! thats great.. im pretty sure it made my day.. thanx! its awsome, but wut made u think of writing it?

by teejavus (3-21-2005 - 12:15 PM)
very funny --- i'll agree

by xHunniBunnix (3-21-2005 - 06:05 PM)
What can I say ;) lol glad ya all liked it, I usually write sad poems as u will see if you read my others but this 1 is funny i agree lol

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