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A Bard's Song (funny)
written by PerplexinglyFalseReality09:34 PM 4/21/05In days of old in a kingdom bold their lived a fearsome dragon.
And the king he was in great distress
The country's spirit flaggin'.
(Isn't that a beer?)
((Shut up.))
A knight into the kingdom rode
A knight so brave and charming.
(What're you gay?)
((No Shut up.))
And he slew the monster with his sword
With a blow that was so dissarming
and a hey and a ho and a ho na nee no
With a blow that was so dissarming
Now the king he said sir what's your name
And the knight said do not bother.
For the name of the knight in the realm
Said he is the same as any other
and a hey and a ho and a ho na nee no
Is the same as any other.
Now the king said in my daughter's bed
you shall take your leisure
And be repayed for your glory with
a night of exhausting pleasure.
and a ney and a ho and a ho na nee no
With a night of exhausting pleasure
One daughter had red firey hair
she was so young and chaiste
and she slept all night in the pale moonlight
naked to the waist
(whistle)
((Shut up damnit))
The other daughter fairer still
the fairest in all the town
and she slept all night in the pale moonlight
naked from her small waist down
and a hey and a ho and a ho na nee no
naked from her small waist down
But in neither bed of neither maid
was the knight paid for his glory
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But he slept all night with the king instead for this is a fairy story! |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
I dare you to tell me you expected that lol.
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