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Suicidel xmas
written by SilentScreamsofDeath01:33 AM 8/24/04On the first day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
A shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the second day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the third day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the fourth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the fifth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the sixth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the seventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the eighth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight pounds of hemlock
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the ninth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine safety matches
Eight pounds of hemlock
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the tenth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten tanks of propane
Nine safety matches
Eight pounds of hemlock
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the eleventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven cans of paint
Ten tanks of propane
Nine safety matches
Eight pounds of hemlock
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiiiiiivvvveeeeee asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun.
On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve rabid pitbulls
Eleven cans of paint
Ten tanks of propane
Nine safety matches
Eight pounds of hemlock
Seven grams warfarin
Six yards of rope
Five liiiive asps!
Four razor blades
Three grams of arsenic
Two shotgun slugs
And a shiney 12gauge Mossberg gun! |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
another horrible song converted into something decent
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