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» Poem: Neds!!!!! (gotta read this)
Neds!!!!! (gotta read this)
written by The grey raven
07:27 PM 10/2/04
I swim in a sea of bloody burberry caps
I swim in a sea of blimmin twats
About ten tons of gold chains
About zero grams of brains
All around me white tracksuits
All around me their stupid brown boots
There are too many bloody neds
You must admit they really do in your head
Their music is just a series of beats
They think that us goths are complete freaks
Driving around in their modified cars
Theyre all over the UK near and far
Too many neds on our city streets
Attacking anyone else that they meet
Neds in Glasgow, neds in Wick
I'd like to give them all a hard kick
Neds are thick and have no brain
Surprising theyre even classified as sane


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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
Its true, isn't it? unfortunately THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OF THE BLOODY ASSWIPES!!!!!!!!!!

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» Comments / Feedback
by (anonymous) (10-2-2004 - 10:39 PM)
Yahh, I like this one man, I cant relate cause im not goth, just a grimmy skater! Renagade21

by Werewolf_Inuyasha (10-2-2004 - 11:12 PM)
nice its funny

by Airshot (10-5-2004 - 06:08 PM)
Great poem just so true and I hate neds to.

by crazybitch (10-6-2004 - 03:49 PM)
kay omg ur right, this poem rooooooocccccccckkkkkkkkkssssss, yay!

by Mars_Phoenix (10-6-2004 - 07:11 PM)
HAHA i have to see neds everyday and it just makes me feel like i need to wash

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